He came on like a plumbing king, with his tools and things
I said I don't mind, but what do you mean I owe you some?

And he pranced
Through the house
With the bill

He said I owe him some

And he pranced
Through the house
With the bill

He told me his name was Willie Dean, as he caused a scene
Then every turn of the wrench just added more to the sum

And he pranced
Through the house
With the bill

People always told me
Be careful what you do
Don't go around asking for free parts (heee)
And mother always told me
Be careful what you say
Keep a close eye on the bill
'Cause if you don't you're gonna pay (he~ey!)

Willie Dean is not my plumber
He's just some guy
Who claims I owe him a sum
But, the job's not even done (hoo!)
He says I owe him some
But, the job's not even done

For forty days and for forty nights
Law was on his side
But who can stand when the sink and can
Are out of hand?

There's a mess
On the floor
Look around

So dude don't be a fool
Just, go fix that pipe with your own tools
(Your own tools)
(Your own tools, oo~ooh!)

We stayed up haggling till half past 3
Then he looked at me
And showed a photo of a u-pipe
That looked like mine (oh no)

And he pranced
Through the house
With the bill, babe~

People always told me
Be careful what you do
Don't go around asking for free parts (don't ask for parts)
But he came and stood right by me
And the smell of Drano fumes
Made me dizzy and confused
And now I feel so used

Willie Dean is not my plumber (hoo!)
He's just some guy
Who claims I owe him a sum
But, the job's not even done (no no, nono no no)
Willie Dean is not my plumber
He's just some guy
Who claims I owe him a sum
But, the job's not even done
He says I owe him some
But, the job's not even done (hee, hee, hee)

(Instrumentals)
Hoo!
(Instrumentals)
Woo!
(Instrumentals)

He says I owe him some
But, the job's not even done (no no no) (hoo!)
Willie Dean is not my plumber
He's just some guy
Who claims I owe him a sum
But, the job's not even done (no no, no no)
He says I owe him some
But, the job's not even done (hoo!)
He says I owe him some (ya know ya did)
He says this is the sum (breakin' the bank, babe)
He says I owe him some

Willie Dean is not my plumber
Willie Dean is not my plumber
Willie Dean is not my plumber...

...(fade out)...

Parody © Aja 2000
"Billie Jean" © Michael Jackson