Unus, duo, tria, quattuor

Raisin' up a zombie (Mwa ha! Mwa ha!)
Raisin' up a zombie (Mwa ha! Mwa ha!)
Raisin' up a zombie (Mwa ha! Mwa ha!)

"The necromancers say I'm pretty spry for a dead guy."

Shamble lurch snarl, ooga booga booga aargh

These days, it's kinda hard just to make the buried stay
Our subject's not alive, but he's kickin' anyway
We told him he was dead, said he'd better lie down
But he just tipped his hat as he shambled into town

Now don't berate his undead state
You know he'll turn to dust by dawn at any rate
Gonna hit the town, and party down
Don't run away, don't run away

So if you're afraid, don't throw a hand grenade
'Cause he's not the kind of zombie who will eat your brain
The world needs undead freaks
So hey hey, do that zombie thing

Raisin' up a zombie (Mwa ha! Mwa ha!)
Raisin' up a zombie (Mwa ha! Mwa ha!)
Raisin' up a zombie (Mwa ha! Mwa ha!)

"The necromancers say I'm pretty spry (for a dead guy)."

He wants some cool food, not just any will suffice
But they didn't have ice cream, so he bought some milk and ice
Now shuffling down the sidewalk, he greets humans with a smile
And if they look twice, they'll prob'ly pass out for a while

Now don't berate his undead state
You know he'll turn to dust by dawn at any rate
Gonna hit the town, and party down
Don't run away, don't run away

So if you're afraid, don't throw a hand grenade
'Cause he's not the kind of zombie who will eat your brain
The world loves undead freaks
So hey hey, do that zombie thing

Now, he's getting a fresh look, yeah, he's gettin' new threads
He asked for a beret, but they shot him in the head
Guys say he doesn't fit in, and he smells quite bad
But in his own mind, he is, he is pretty rad

Raisin' up a zombie (Mwa ha! Mwa ha!)
Raisin' up a zombie (Mwa ha! Mwa ha!)
Raisin' up a zombie (Mwa ha! Mwa ha!)

Shamble lurch snarl, ooga booga booga aargh

Now don't berate his undead state
You know he'll turn to dust by dawn at any rate
Gonna hit the town, and party down
Don't run away, don't run away

So if you're afraid, don't throw a hand grenade
'Cause he's not the kind of zombie who will eat your brain
The world needs undead freaks, oh
The world loves undead freaks, so
Let's get some more undead freaks
And hey hey, do that zombie thing

Parody © Aja 2002
"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" © Offspring