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Devilin Richer Noble
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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We've overlooked Golf with flames, gents and ladies.
Hitting the ball into the "Fire Trap" might prove most exciting for the fans, and most problematic for the golfers. |
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brady kj Royalty
Joined: 14 Oct 2005 Posts: 544 Location: Big Spoons
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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XiaoCaity wrote: | Ice Hockey is a perversion of the real sport. Besides, take the ice away and all you have is walls of meat beating each other up, i.e. Boxing. |
Are you referring to street hockey, boxer hockey, or some game that only exists in your imagination?
Does this imaginary game involve more than one point being scored every other hour? Does it have fans that ever stop screaming like they want to kill somebody , and intend to kill them with noise?
Also, I approve of fire golf. Great idea. Golf's slogan should be "All the boredom of soccer and hockey, but none of the noise." _________________ http://alienlife.thecomicseries.com/
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XiaoCaity Royalty
Joined: 27 Apr 2009 Posts: 542 Location: Herding magic lizards
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:52 am Post subject: |
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brady kj wrote: | Are you referring to street hockey, boxer hockey, or some game that only exists in your imagination? |
It's erroniously called 'field hockey' by ice hockey fans. It's HOCKEY. The original game which all other hockeys have come from! (Disclaimer: Used to be a professional hockey goalie.)
Flaming arrows are FUN! (Secondary Disclaimer: Low-level competitive archer during the off season, former SCA member.)
(Tertiary Disclaimer: This was before I almost frickin' died and my meds disqualified me from competitive sport. Foo.) _________________ Gryphons are better than dragons. Gryphons PURR. |
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Devilin Richer Noble
Joined: 18 Sep 2011 Posts: 153 Location: Around the corner.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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brady kj wrote: | XiaoCaity wrote: | Ice Hockey is a perversion of the real sport. Besides, take the ice away and all you have is walls of meat beating each other up, i.e. Boxing. |
Are you referring to street hockey, boxer hockey, or some game that only exists in your imagination?
Does this imaginary game involve more than one point being scored every other hour? Does it have fans that ever stop screaming like they want to kill somebody , and intend to kill them with noise?
Also, I approve of fire golf. Great idea. Golf's slogan should be "All the boredom of soccer and hockey, but none of the noise." |
I aim to please. To think now one can fall asleep as golfers set each other a blaze. |
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brady kj Royalty
Joined: 14 Oct 2005 Posts: 544 Location: Big Spoons
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see317 Royalty
Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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brady kj wrote: | You're a former pro athlete? How old are you? |
Brady, you should know that there are some things you never, ever ask a lady.
First on the list is "Are you actually a lady?". I know it's tempting, especially on the internet, but just don't ask. Chances are, you won't like the answer.
But a close second is "how old are you?". There is actually a tie at this spot with "so are you pregnant, or just huge?".
For your own safety, keep these in mind. _________________
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brady kj Royalty
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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Well, you're right that I don't ask someone on the internet if she's a lady, because I don't care. I'm likely to find the answer to be boring unless it includes photos as proof, and there are easier ways to obtain photos of ladies, non-ladies, and sort-of-ladies on the internet.
I do ask how old she is, and you'll find proof of this if you just scroll up or read the quote in your post. I'm asking because this whole time I thought she was a teenager, albeit one of those remarkable teenagers with human intelligence.
So, XiaoCaity, how old are you? _________________ http://alienlife.thecomicseries.com/
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XiaoCaity Royalty
Joined: 27 Apr 2009 Posts: 542 Location: Herding magic lizards
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:08 am Post subject: |
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Yanno what? I'm that rare woman who doesn't give a flying fu- flying whatever about my age.
Brady, I'm 27 now. I was a hockey goalie from 13 til just after I hit 21, and an archer from age 15 up until I was 22, which was when the meds got me kicked out of competitive sport. _________________ Gryphons are better than dragons. Gryphons PURR. |
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brady kj Royalty
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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Of course you'll tell people you're 27. You're the perfect 3-filled age, as am I. It would be wise to remain 27 for the rest of your life. I, however, plan on adding a number each year until I'm 42, the best age to be a hot young president.
Now, were you a pro at two sports? And did you begin proing at these sports at 13 and 15, or is it just when you began amateuring? In short, are you some mutant superathlete? And no, I'm not hitting on you.
Apologies to everyone for derailing and prying. _________________ http://alienlife.thecomicseries.com/
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XiaoCaity Royalty
Joined: 27 Apr 2009 Posts: 542 Location: Herding magic lizards
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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I'd quite like to remain 27 for the rest of my life! Sadly, the universe does not like me that much.
I was an amateur goalie til 16, then I got on a state team and got to compete. Never quite made it to the national team, though. The woman in that position was amazing!
As for archery, I never even came close to getting above state. Did a lot of amateur contests with cash prizes. Wasn't a professional til 20, and again only on a state level.
(And if anyone wants me to take this to PM, say the word and I shall spam the thread no more.) _________________ Gryphons are better than dragons. Gryphons PURR. |
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