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Amarath
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Slams door open* Barkeep! I've just got back from my year-long pillaging and I'm starving. I'll have your juiciest cow, two chickens, and a barrel of hot chocolate. *Puts a sack of chocolate scones on the table and sits down.*
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Shadowstorm
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Location: The place you would least expect.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

brady kj wrote:
What is a mako tea? Is that made out of an exotic fish?


This video probably sums it up nicely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPpvViI6tgg

Well, aside from the color, Miss Aja could probably explain it better, but, I'll say this much. It's refreshing, good ice-cold, or hot, and it's very addictive.

Oh, and it's highly radioactive. You might want to go for something less...um, deadly. In any case, I'll take a keg.
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Barkeep
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Joined: 09 Sep 2002
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Location: Maceo's Hotel

PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

see317 wrote:
Barkeep, I'll have what he's having *Points to an empty seat in the dark corner of the bar*

Excellent choice, sir. I believe Lord Harvey is having the Invisible Caesar Salad tonight.

*gives see317 a plate*

*delivers the two orders of taters and 'Dew*

*takes the requested livestock and beverage barrel down from their shelf, and hands them to Amarath with a small napkin*

Sorry, but you may have to wait for the tea. Always takes a while for the lads to pry the lead shielding off the storage cellar door.
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XiaoCaity
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Joined: 27 Apr 2009
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Location: Wandering Aimlessly Through Random Wilderness In Search Of Reagents

PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*stumbles in, chalky white*

Well, I can now safely say that seeing dead people is highly overrated. Bloody hell.

*puts down a full plate of fresh-out-of-the-oven triple chocolate chip cookies*

Fortified Cocoa, please, and cucumber sandwiches if you have any.
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Riverfox237
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Joined: 20 Jan 2011
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*wanders in, looks other bar customers over with some trepidation, then decides to risk it for the cocoa. Slips quietly up to the bar, looking around and crouching over the counter*

An extra-large cocoa, please. Cherry-flavored, if you have it, 'though I"ll take toasted marshmallow. And a plate of your finest taco salad, no tomatoes, but don't forget the ketchup.

*pulls out a small wooden box and surreptitiously checks the inside, apprantly listening to something*

Oh, and your largest habenero pepper.
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Barkeep
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Joined: 09 Sep 2002
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*delivers Xiao's order, with a small cup of nerve-calming tea on the side*

Ayep, seeing dead people gets old pretty fast. Could be worse, though; at least they didn't see you, right?

*gives Riverfox a pint mug of cherry cocoa with a pink marshmallow*

Aaand here's your salad.

You sure you want our biggest pepper, miss? Last I checked, it was about the size of a miniature pony.

*presently, two burly waiters emerge from the cellar, lugging an oversized keg of mako tea between them; one man is glowing faintly blue, and the other seems to have grown a second set of arms since he left the room*

...Always said I could use an extra pair of hands around here.
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Riverfox237
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*huge unguarded smile at the sight of the hot cocoa and the taco salad. She's about to dive in, fork poised, when the question of the pepper is raised*

....Hold on, let me check. *opens the tiny box again, mutters something, then listens. Closes the box and looks up* Okay, forget that, we'd be here all night cutting it up into small enough pieces. Do you have one the size of my head? And a butcher knife, that's important, please.

*digs into taco salad with relish while waiting for the pepper, quickly becoming oblivious to the rest of the patrons*
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XiaoCaity
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*drinks the soothing tea, sighs, tries the cocoa and all but melts over the bar*

Oh lord did I need that... And yeah, long as they don't see me I'll be good. The things we do for a paycheck...
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Amarath
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Takes a huge bite out of the chicken. Blood spurts everywhere.*
Looks over at Riverfox. "What's in the box?"
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Aja
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*since the barkeep seems busy, goes to the storeroom to fetch an appropriately sized pepper*

Indeed, what is in the box? Or do we have to guess?

I'll put five scruppence on "pet fairy." Cheese!
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