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Tulsileaf
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

More scams!

Hooded: Praise be to Lord Octopod! Are you here to experience salvation by his glorious tentacle?
Jim: I got a groupon for half price.
Joe: Never again!

Hooded: Our timeshares in Tijuana provide an excellent ROI.
Jim: I heard the girls come free.

I guess I'm going to Hell too.

Also, feel free to insert snippet's from Riverfox's entry. Cheese!

Also, I second Shadowstorm. Inquiring minds want to know!
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XiaoCaity
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tulsileaf wrote:
Hooded: Praise be to Lord Octopod! Are you here to experience salvation by his glorious tentacle?


I have definitely been watching too much anime lately, the first image to spring to mind was definitely NOT PG. (There's a reason I can't watch the Pokemon anime yanno...)
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Tulsileaf
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

XiaoCaity wrote:
Tulsileaf wrote:
Hooded: Praise be to Lord Octopod! Are you here to experience salvation by his glorious tentacle?


I have definitely been watching too much anime lately, the first image to spring to mind was definitely NOT PG. (There's a reason I can't watch the Pokemon anime yanno...)

Yes.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *rolling* Oh, that's wonderful.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:28 am    Post subject: A somewhat tardy entry... Reply with quote

*Tiptoes in, folds an entry into a paper airplane and throws it over the transom*

The cheesy, overly-hearty greetings...

The conservative hairstyles from 20 years ago...

The low-priced "successful" attire...

The suspiciously generic snacks...

A chill wave of dread swept over Joe as realization dawned:

This had all the earmarks of an Amway meeting.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Somewhat belatedly (sorry)... We have a winner!

Tulsileaf wrote:
Hooded: Praise be to Lord Octopod! Are you here to experience salvation by his glorious tentacle?
Jim: I got a groupon for half price.
Joe: Never again!

I don't know why, but it's Jim's line that cracks me up every time.



And honorable mentions!

Saint Cy wrote:
Cloaked Man: "We seem to have encountered unforeseen complications during the ritual. At this time I would advise everyone to evacuate the premises and move as far away from here as you possibly can."

Man in Red Shirt: "Does this guy know how to throw a party or what?"

see317 wrote:
I'm telling you, this guy's the best proctologist in town!

...And a gold star to Avatara, for perhaps the most horrifying scene interpretation of them all. XD

Avatara wrote:
A chill wave of dread swept over Joe as realization dawned:

This had all the earmarks of an Amway meeting.

Congratulations, guys! Cheese!


P.S. I'm still prodding D to get a forum account. Meanwhile, does anyone feel like suggesting a panel for the next round? Nudge Nudge
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see317
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm thinking some fun could be had with the graffiti panel from 129...
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Tulsileaf
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I won! And I didn't have to steal from Riverfox237 do so! Woo!

Aja wrote:
I don't know why, but it's Jim's line that cracks me up every time.


I don't know why either. Razz

Aja wrote:
P.S. I'm still prodding D to get a forum account. Meanwhile, does anyone feel like suggesting a panel for the next round? Nudge Nudge


You could try to give D some incentive, like say, a promise to stop prodding her if she signs on. Cheese!

Is she exceptionally shy? She doesn't have to fear us. We won't eat her ...raw.

As for the next round, I guess I second See's suggestion unless someone else got better.


I just realized I plagiarized one of my entries from Saint Cy. It was not at all intentional. As a sign of remorse and atonement I give Saint Cy half of the prize money.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man, we can't have just 1 thread without going back to cannibalism, can we?

I'd be a bit nervous joining this board myself if I was an outsider looking in.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not my fault humans are so tasty.

Especially when dipped in batter and deep fried.
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