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Aja Pajamazon
Joined: 21 Jul 2002 Posts: 2084 Location: Thataway
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 12:53 am Post subject: Caption Contest #8 |
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...In which our harried heroes find some... hospitality. (Suggested by co-author D!)
This round will run until June 22nd (about one month from now, and coincidentally co-author D's birthday). :D
Caption away! _________________ "The one concession a sane man will never yield the universe is that of considering it seriously."
~ James Branch Cabell |
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Avatara Noble
Joined: 01 Aug 2002 Posts: 104
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 12:19 am Post subject: Caption attempt number one |
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Well, I reserve the right to edit this and/or to submit other captions, but let's kick this thing off. I'll jump into the fray with the following:
"The group had all arrived on time for their job interviews; however Joe suddenly realized that he had forgotten to use the restroom." _________________ Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est. |
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XiaoCaity Royalty
Joined: 27 Apr 2009 Posts: 542 Location: Herding magic lizards
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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Bob: Henson...
Henson: Yeah?
Bob: I think we're in trouble.
Joe: You THINK? _________________ Gryphons are better than dragons. Gryphons PURR. |
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Saint Cy Spark
Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 98
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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Cloaked Man: "We seem to have encountered unforeseen complications during the ritual. At this time I would advise everyone to evacuate the premises and move as far away from here as you possibly can."
Man in Red Shirt: "Does this guy know how to throw a party or what?" |
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caldur06 Serf
Joined: 23 Feb 2010 Posts: 8 Location: Yukon
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:10 am Post subject: |
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"If you're wondering who farted, it was me :3c "
hah, sorry, but I couldn't stop thinking that Joe and Henson look like they only want to leave XD |
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XiaoCaity Royalty
Joined: 27 Apr 2009 Posts: 542 Location: Herding magic lizards
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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I'm going to a special kind of hell for this, but....
Aja's attempts to attract the yaoi fangirls had mixed reactions from the cast... _________________ Gryphons are better than dragons. Gryphons PURR. |
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see317 Royalty
Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:17 am Post subject: |
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XiaoCaity wrote: | I'm going to a special kind of hell for this, but....
Aja's attempts to attract the yaoi fangirls had mixed reactions from the cast... |
At least you'll have some company.
I'm telling you, this guy's the best proctologist in town! _________________
Last edited by see317 on Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:54 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Tulsileaf Mink Sith Lord
Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 573 Location: Behind you.
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:42 am Post subject: |
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Kiku looks as if he's hunched over something, perhaps a ... drink?
Hooded guy: Our cocoa is rated best in all the Empire.
Jim: The secret ingredient is peasants.
Joe: I'm out. _________________ Use your powers for gazpacho.
Donate and earn the right to say, "Tulsileaf exists thanks to me!" |
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Riverfox237 Courtier
Joined: 20 Jan 2011 Posts: 79
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:38 am Post subject: |
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Tulsileaf wrote: | Hooded guy: Our cocoa is rated best in all the Empire.
Jim: The secret ingredient is peasants.
Joe: I'm out. |
...I was going to try to come up with something, but I just don't think I can compete with that. XD
Oh, what the hey, I'll try:
Cloaked Guy: We're SO glad to have you here. Our last subj- I mean, guests, departed some time ago, and I've just been dying to exp- ah, show off some of my newest inventions to a few healthy young gentlemen such as yourselves!
Blonde Guy: Boy, are you guys lucky! His new inventions usually work great on the first run-through! The last guys, well, we won't go into that. It was a bit messy.
Henson: ....(growing highly uncertain) Uhhhhh-
Bob: Ah...perhaps Joe would like to see those inventions of yours. He's a bit of an inventor himself, you see, and I'm really more about books...
Joe: (thought bubble) I knew it I knew it I knew it if this door doesn't open in two seconds I am going to conveniently forget my own rules about how I use my explosive powder-
Kiku: (also thought bubble) (drinking secret stash of hot cocoa) Bwahaha, that innkeep probably hasn't even realized that he's missing a cup! Come to me, my precioussss. _________________ "“If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.”
~Doug Larson |
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Shadowstorm Noble
Joined: 21 Sep 2003 Posts: 145 Location: The place you would least expect.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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Hooded Man: And now, my new friends, to business! How would each of you like a timeshare of your very own? We've got timeshares in all of the scenic locales. Home Island, Home Bay...oh! Almost forgot! We don't take, "No" for an answer.
Red Shirted Guy: We also don't take, "I don't have any money" as an answer either.
Joe *struggling with door*: I...urrgh...told you that...ggh...free gift certificate was too good to be true!
Bob: ...Might you have any locales situated in the mountains, perchance..?
Oh, and speaking of your co-author...might we see an appearance of the elusive D here anytime soon? Or maybe we frighten them... _________________ "Can it be that those in power are on the verge of repeating a senseless and deadly mistake?"~Final Fantasy VI |
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