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Aja
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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 12:53 am    Post subject: Caption Contest #8 Reply with quote

...In which our harried heroes find some... hospitality. (Suggested by co-author D!)



This round will run until June 22nd (about one month from now, and coincidentally co-author D's birthday). :D

Caption away! Nudge Nudge
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Avatara
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2011 12:19 am    Post subject: Caption attempt number one Reply with quote

Well, I reserve the right to edit this and/or to submit other captions, but let's kick this thing off. I'll jump into the fray with the following:

"The group had all arrived on time for their job interviews; however Joe suddenly realized that he had forgotten to use the restroom."
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XiaoCaity
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2011 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bob: Henson...
Henson: Yeah?
Bob: I think we're in trouble.
Joe: You THINK?
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Saint Cy
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cloaked Man: "We seem to have encountered unforeseen complications during the ritual. At this time I would advise everyone to evacuate the premises and move as far away from here as you possibly can."

Man in Red Shirt: "Does this guy know how to throw a party or what?"
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caldur06
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"If you're wondering who farted, it was me :3c "



hah, sorry, but I couldn't stop thinking that Joe and Henson look like they only want to leave XD
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XiaoCaity
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm going to a special kind of hell for this, but....

Aja's attempts to attract the yaoi fangirls had mixed reactions from the cast...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

XiaoCaity wrote:
I'm going to a special kind of hell for this, but....

Aja's attempts to attract the yaoi fangirls had mixed reactions from the cast...

At least you'll have some company.
I'm telling you, this guy's the best proctologist in town!
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Tulsileaf
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kiku looks as if he's hunched over something, perhaps a ... drink?

Hooded guy: Our cocoa is rated best in all the Empire.
Jim: The secret ingredient is peasants.
Joe: I'm out.
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Riverfox237
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tulsileaf wrote:
Hooded guy: Our cocoa is rated best in all the Empire.
Jim: The secret ingredient is peasants.
Joe: I'm out.


...I was going to try to come up with something, but I just don't think I can compete with that. XD

Oh, what the hey, I'll try:

Cloaked Guy: We're SO glad to have you here. Our last subj- I mean, guests, departed some time ago, and I've just been dying to exp- ah, show off some of my newest inventions to a few healthy young gentlemen such as yourselves!
Blonde Guy: Boy, are you guys lucky! His new inventions usually work great on the first run-through! The last guys, well, we won't go into that. It was a bit messy.
Henson: ....(growing highly uncertain) Uhhhhh-
Bob: Ah...perhaps Joe would like to see those inventions of yours. He's a bit of an inventor himself, you see, and I'm really more about books...
Joe: (thought bubble) I knew it I knew it I knew it if this door doesn't open in two seconds I am going to conveniently forget my own rules about how I use my explosive powder-
Kiku: (also thought bubble) (drinking secret stash of hot cocoa) Bwahaha, that innkeep probably hasn't even realized that he's missing a cup! Come to me, my precioussss.
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Shadowstorm
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hooded Man: And now, my new friends, to business! How would each of you like a timeshare of your very own? We've got timeshares in all of the scenic locales. Home Island, Home Bay...oh! Almost forgot! We don't take, "No" for an answer. Smile

Red Shirted Guy: We also don't take, "I don't have any money" as an answer either. Wink

Joe *struggling with door*: I...urrgh...told you that...ggh...free gift certificate was too good to be true!

Bob: ...Might you have any locales situated in the mountains, perchance..?

Oh, and speaking of your co-author...might we see an appearance of the elusive D here anytime soon? Or maybe we frighten them...
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