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Aja
Pajamazon


Joined: 21 Jul 2002
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:57 am    Post subject: Caption Contest #6 Reply with quote

...Only a year and a half after the last one!

Yes, I can be forgetful. Slightly. Occasionally.
...Where was I?




This round will last for the rest of the month.

Caption away! Nudge Nudge
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b4k4-chan
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Joined: 02 Sep 2009
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Location: Somewhere bribing Cupid to shoot Kiku when Gauth is around

PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"We must boldly go where no guard has gone before!"

I figured, why not start off with something very cliché so that the next people won't feel so bad about theirs? 8D
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Amarath
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"If I cross my eyes a bit, I can almost see the edge of my helmet."
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XiaoCaity
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Joined: 27 Apr 2009
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Location: Herding magic lizards

PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"These peasants are truly the greatest threat our nobility has ever known! we must go forth and smite them for the good of all noble-kind!"
"...Sir, I think we need to up his meds again."

(enthusiastic blonde guard looks so... demented.)
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Zela
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Sir, I..."
"Not again, Jones..."
"Sir, really, I..."
"Fine. Permission granted. ...Why don't you just use the washroom BEFORE you come on duty?"

Or...
"I can lift weights with my mind!!"
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*snort* Good one, Zela XD

"And then we can finally find out what the special really is!"
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see317
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Stop that! The 'Running Man' went out of style years ago!"
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Kestrad
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Joined: 08 Dec 2010
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Location: Wherever my brain is. It's probably not in my head.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One guard imitated a sad owl while another tried angry chicken, but alas, they were bested at the bird imitation contest by the drunken bystander's tilted flamingo.
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KitFang
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Joined: 14 Jan 2009
Posts: 65

PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"--and then she shakes them like this!"
"You don't say... And she lives nearby? Perhaps we should pay Lady de'Colletage a visit, men."
"I really don't want to accompany you on any social outings. ...SIR."


((What? They're obviously talking about a pillow-juggling sideshow performer.))
Also, lol--these are great so far! And welcome to the forums, Kestrad!
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MrPasserby
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Joined: 16 Sep 2010
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The 57th annual Homerealm Red-Light/Green-Light Competition was shaping up to be the most brutal ever due to an unfortunate decision by the siting committee.
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