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Aja Pajamazon
Joined: 21 Jul 2002 Posts: 2081 Location: Thataway
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:57 am Post subject: Caption Contest #6 |
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...Only a year and a half after the last one!
Yes, I can be forgetful. Slightly. Occasionally.
...Where was I?
This round will last for the rest of the month.
Caption away! _________________ "The one concession a sane man will never yield the universe is that of considering it seriously."
~ James Branch Cabell |
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b4k4-chan Spark
Joined: 02 Sep 2009 Posts: 168 Location: Somewhere bribing Cupid to shoot Kiku when Gauth is around
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:44 am Post subject: |
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"We must boldly go where no guard has gone before!"
I figured, why not start off with something very cliché so that the next people won't feel so bad about theirs? 8D _________________ Goth, 'e cuz bee shown 'n!
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Amarath Noble
Joined: 01 Sep 2009 Posts: 219 Location: Under your bed.
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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"If I cross my eyes a bit, I can almost see the edge of my helmet." _________________ It doesn't matter what skin color you are, all humans have the same guts and blood on the inside. Unless there's something wrong with your liver or something like that. You all taste horrible, too. |
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XiaoCaity Royalty
Joined: 27 Apr 2009 Posts: 542 Location: Herding magic lizards
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:04 am Post subject: |
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"These peasants are truly the greatest threat our nobility has ever known! we must go forth and smite them for the good of all noble-kind!"
"...Sir, I think we need to up his meds again."
(enthusiastic blonde guard looks so... demented.) _________________ Gryphons are better than dragons. Gryphons PURR. |
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Zela Spark
Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 181 Location: Somewhere you are not...
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:30 am Post subject: |
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"Sir, I..."
"Not again, Jones..."
"Sir, really, I..."
"Fine. Permission granted. ...Why don't you just use the washroom BEFORE you come on duty?"
Or...
"I can lift weights with my mind!!" _________________ The rain, it raineth every day
Upon the just and unjust fella;
But more upon the just, because
The unjust hath the just's umbrella
-Ogden Nash |
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b4k4-chan Spark
Joined: 02 Sep 2009 Posts: 168 Location: Somewhere bribing Cupid to shoot Kiku when Gauth is around
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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*snort* Good one, Zela XD
"And then we can finally find out what the special really is!" _________________ Goth, 'e cuz bee shown 'n!
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see317 Royalty
Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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"Stop that! The 'Running Man' went out of style years ago!" _________________
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Kestrad Serf
Joined: 08 Dec 2010 Posts: 4 Location: Wherever my brain is. It's probably not in my head.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:16 am Post subject: |
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One guard imitated a sad owl while another tried angry chicken, but alas, they were bested at the bird imitation contest by the drunken bystander's tilted flamingo. _________________ --Insert meaningful, funny, or otherwise memorable quote here--
--Insert amazing picture here-- |
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KitFang Spark
Joined: 14 Jan 2009 Posts: 65
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:02 pm Post subject: |
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"--and then she shakes them like this!"
"You don't say... And she lives nearby? Perhaps we should pay Lady de'Colletage a visit, men."
"I really don't want to accompany you on any social outings. ...SIR."
((What? They're obviously talking about a pillow-juggling sideshow performer.))
Also, lol--these are great so far! And welcome to the forums, Kestrad! |
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MrPasserby Courtier
Joined: 16 Sep 2010 Posts: 74
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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The 57th annual Homerealm Red-Light/Green-Light Competition was shaping up to be the most brutal ever due to an unfortunate decision by the siting committee. |
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