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XiaoCaity
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*looks down shirt* Well, if I'm not a woman, someone's playing a very weird joke on me.
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Tauhid
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

see317 wrote:
caldur06 wrote:
Tauhid wrote:
Soooo, dudes posing as hot chicks? Sounds more like the internet I know.

*gets comfortable*


pfft, I couldn't pose as poo! I'm so manly that my arm hair has chest hair, and my chest hair has back hair, and my back hair is actually a motherf'in' GRIZZLY

That's pretty damned manly right there.


Indeed.

You are either one manly mother f'er or a pretty serious burn victim with an overzealous, skin graft-happy, reconstructive surgeon.
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see317
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tauhid wrote:
see317 wrote:
caldur06 wrote:
Tauhid wrote:
Soooo, dudes posing as hot chicks? Sounds more like the internet I know.

*gets comfortable*


pfft, I couldn't pose as poo! I'm so manly that my arm hair has chest hair, and my chest hair has back hair, and my back hair is actually a motherf'in' GRIZZLY

That's pretty damned manly right there.


Indeed.

You are either one manly mother f'er or a pretty serious burn victim with an overzealous, skin graft-happy, reconstructive surgeon.

If it's the second, I bet he got those burns doing something super-manly.
You know, like shaving with a blowtorch.
Or starting a signal fire by rubbing his manly chin stubble across a piece of wood.
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Tauhid
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or having sex with a real live woman until she burst into flames.
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Amarath
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

caldur06 wrote:
Tauhid wrote:
Soooo, dudes posing as hot chicks? Sounds more like the internet I know.

*gets comfortable*


pfft, I couldn't pose as poo! I'm so manly that my arm hair has chest hair, and my chest hair has back hair, and my back hair is actually a motherf'in' GRIZZLY

The question is, do you have face fur? All of that body fur will be nothing if you don't have a beard and a mustache that would make a lumberjack jealous. Nudge Nudge

And I can prove that I'm female. No male that would try to pretend to be a female would have such a gender-neutral signature as mine. So there. :3
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tauhid wrote:
Or having sex at the speed of light with a real live woman until she burst into flames.

I'd provide links but I don't want to be flogged again.

Amarath wrote:
And I can prove that I'm female. No male that would try to pretend to be a female would have such a gender-neutral signature as mine. So there. :3

Huh
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see317
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tulsileaf wrote:
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And I can prove that I'm female. No male that would try to pretend to be a female would have such a gender-neutral signature as mine. So there. :3

Huh

I'm thinking that Amarath is saying that if she were a man pretending to be a woman on the internet, hypothetically his sig would be a lot more feminine in nature leading to more people believing that Hypothetical Male Amarath was actually female. It'd probably have flowers, and possibly rainbows.
The quoted statement implies that since Amarath's sig is rather gender neutral, Amarath is obviously not a man pretending to be a woman.
However, this may all be a clever ploy by a Male Amarath pretending to be a woman who is pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman on the internet.

I don't know why a person would do this, but I suspect it's an attempt to give me a splitting headache so I buy more aspirin.
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caldur06
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey guys, I took a break from riding around on my Harley with my impressive collection of belt sanders and powertools to say that I think this-->

Aja wrote:
And to be fair, if I showed more of Jen's string bikini, I'd be obligated to show more of the boss's, too.

is a TOTALLY FAIR and JUST and all-around AWESOME idea.
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Tauhid
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So yea. I was just outside chopping wood with my penis and eating raw Tyrannosaurus when it occurred to me that a real man might just be one who isn't afraid to show his emotions.

So i tried to squeeze out a tear but all that came out was extra spicy pork rinds.
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Amarath
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you wear pink? Because only REAL men wear pink.
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