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brady kj Royalty
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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XiaoCaity wrote: | Hey now, I got the talk when I was six. (Mainly because I kept asking awkward questions, but, you know how it is.)
If he wants to know, we'll tell him. Now, Brady, when a Mummy Human and a Daddy Human love each other very much, or when they're drunk, or when they're bored, they... |
Now I hope you're not implying what I think you're implying...
How can drunk humans have the hand-eye coordination to make more people? _________________ http://alienlife.thecomicseries.com/
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see317 Royalty
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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I tried to tell you Xiao. Give him a little more time, I said. But oh, noooo... He's ready for all the facts now.
Well.
You started this, you get to finish it...
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Tulsileaf Mink Sith Lord
Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 572 Location: Behind you.
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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There's one problem here: Brady's not a human. So it's all kind of pointless. I mean, what, are you going to tell him next how horses multiply or how bacteria differentiate? _________________ Use your powers for gazpacho.
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brady kj Royalty
Joined: 14 Oct 2005 Posts: 544 Location: Big Spoons
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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Horses and bacteria don't multiply themselves. Factory workers do that. How would a horse operate the tools attach all the neurons or the blood vessels, or even to weld the skin on, when they don't even have hands, or good binocular vision? And I thought you can't get any crazier when you said that drunk people can make a baby. _________________ http://alienlife.thecomicseries.com/
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XiaoCaity Royalty
Joined: 27 Apr 2009 Posts: 542 Location: Herding magic lizards
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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Hoo boy... You see, brady, most of us aren't made the way you are. You were made by... er... professionals. The rest of us were made by very enthusiastic amateurs...
Anyone have Captain Jack Harkness' mobile number? He'd be much better at explaining this than I am... Not to mention enthusastic about demonstrations... _________________ Gryphons are better than dragons. Gryphons PURR. |
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Aja Pajamazon
Joined: 21 Jul 2002 Posts: 2081 Location: Thataway
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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I would help explain the birds and the bees, but I only know half of the story. 'Fraid you guys are on your own.
In other news, I'd appreciate it if my brain would stop confusing "Harkness" and "Harkonnen."
THOSE MENTAL IMAGES SHOULD NOT BE INTERCHANGEABLE, BRAIN. _________________ "The one concession a sane man will never yield the universe is that of considering it seriously."
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brady kj Royalty
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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Just tell it to me straight. I'm a full-grown creature. How were you (Or how do you believe you were) created? The way you people keep trying to talk around it, it's almost as if you were trying to say something about sex!
P.S. I checked out this Jack Harkness character on Wikipedia and he sounds fun, though possibly chiche. Which seasons of Dr. Who is he in? _________________ http://alienlife.thecomicseries.com/
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Tulsileaf Mink Sith Lord
Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 572 Location: Behind you.
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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We weren't talking about sex, at least I'm sure I wasn't, but you can't blame Xiao if she was; Aja hits her every time she uses a grown-up word. I would too but sometime I like my assistants to be alive and functional.
Well, since you want it straight, I'll give it to you. Here's how you were created Brady. Do you know the story of Athena's birth? She sprung fully formed and clothed from Zeus' split head after giving him headaches. Guess who gave him hemorrhoids? Yes Brady, you are the spawn of an Olympian god. _________________ Use your powers for gazpacho.
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XiaoCaity Royalty
Joined: 27 Apr 2009 Posts: 542 Location: Herding magic lizards
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:30 am Post subject: |
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Brady: Season 1 of the new Doctor Who, the finales of Seasons 3 and 4, and all three seasons of Torchwood.
Warning! Do NOT watch the Children of Earth season without comfort food and a few million tissues! _________________ Gryphons are better than dragons. Gryphons PURR. |
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see317 Royalty
Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:19 am Post subject: |
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Aja wrote: | In other news, I'd appreciate it if my brain would stop confusing "Harkness" and "Harkonnen."
THOSE MENTAL IMAGES SHOULD NOT BE INTERCHANGEABLE, BRAIN. |
Somewhere, a slash fic writer just got it's wings. _________________
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