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XiaoCaity Royalty
Joined: 27 Apr 2009 Posts: 542 Location: Herding magic lizards
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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*hands Tulsileaf a wiffle bat* Here. More effective than the Force and far, far more entertaining for me.
*sits back to enjoy the show* _________________ Gryphons are better than dragons. Gryphons PURR. |
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Tulsileaf Mink Sith Lord
Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 572 Location: Behind you.
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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Phoenix Wright wrote: | Be sure you can pay for my services before calling. |
I did pay you ...
XiaoCaity wrote: | *hands Tulsileaf a wiffle bat* Here. More effective than the Force and far, far more entertaining for me. |
Thanks Xiao!
*does the Zelda spin-hold-out-item stance*
I haz a wiffle bat!
*equips wiffle bat*
Amarath wrote: | Because you lack hatred! |
Then I can practice on you.
*swings at Amarath* _________________ Use your powers for gazpacho.
Donate and earn the right to say, "Tulsileaf exists thanks to me!" |
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brady kj Royalty
Joined: 14 Oct 2005 Posts: 544 Location: Big Spoons
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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Phoenix Wright wrote: |
I'm sorry Mr. Brady... blah blah blah |
There's no Mr. Brady here, Mx. Wright. I'm Mr. Kj. You have me confused with Kj Brady, Canadian military man and prolific medical scientist, who I admit is probably the Green Giant's secret identity. However, even if I were the green giant, your argument shows a gaping logical fallacy (or is it spelled phallusy"?) that the philosophers call azycray alktay. If eating Tulsileaf THREATENS Green Giant, how would that call the Green Giant's ENCOURAGING the eating of Tulsileaf into question? Everyone knows that Corporate Law One of the Green Giant Corporation is "No freaky exotic foods like tulsi leaves" and that law is unchangeable according to the last will and testament of Green Giant Sr. So if the Green Giant WERE to argue in favor of eating these foods, he'd be shooting himself in the proverbial foot. And Pokemon are legally considered invasive species in this universe and are to be executed on sight by anyone who finds a Pokemon, as decided in Planet Earth vs. Ketchum.
And you have the leaf itself denying your claim that it's a pokemon, or a whole plant, or a vegetable (this last point of classification of leaves is always subject to debate). However, upon admitting itself to be a sith lord, this brings up the case of Winkel vs. Darth Corrigible a.k.a. Winkel vs. Winkel's Evil Magic Hand, which decided that Sith Lords who are not full human beings (such as Sith who are parts of organism, and including Sith who are plants) do not possess any rights whatsoever. Sith who are full human beings are (unfortunately) allowed the fundamental rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of absolute power, until they attack Amaraths with a wiffle bat, at which point they forfeit all rights (THANKS, XIAO!), because everyone knows that any human augmented by a wiffle bat is considered a cyborg ever since the 2002 Wiffle Collective Incident. And this crowd is even less sympathetic of humans than it is of phoenixes, and people who attack Amarath.
My case is now more iron-tight than ever before. And Phoenix Wright is the one who stands to profit from this. I'm working pro bono, simply trying to ensure that our the world will enjoy the opportunity to eat Tulsileaf, which is the right of all of us. _________________ http://alienlife.thecomicseries.com/
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Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney
Joined: 20 Jan 2010 Posts: 8
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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I'm off this case, Mr. Kj. You can do as you please.
Tulsileaf wrote: | Phoenix Wright wrote: | Be sure you can pay for my services before calling. |
I did pay you ... |
Your tulsidollars are worthless. I can't even buy a pint of water with them. |
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Miles Edgeworth Awesome Attorney
Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 2
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:57 pm Post subject: |
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Phoenix Wright wrote: | I'm off this case, Mr. Kj. |
Sooo... does this mean you're available tonight? |
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Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney
Joined: 20 Jan 2010 Posts: 8
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:00 am Post subject: |
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Yeah baby. |
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XiaoCaity Royalty
Joined: 27 Apr 2009 Posts: 542 Location: Herding magic lizards
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:37 am Post subject: |
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*is enjoying the wiffle bat fun until she hears the last bit*
*cough* *falls over* Holy mother of god! *fans self madly*
So, uh, boys, how much for me to NOT release the tapes of your nocturnal activities to the media, or even worse, the fangirls? Keeping in mind that I'm a Witch (which is how I got said tapes in the first place), and your money means very, very little to me. _________________ Gryphons are better than dragons. Gryphons PURR. |
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see317 Royalty
Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:30 am Post subject: |
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Phoenix Wright wrote: | I'm off this case, Mr. Kj. You can do as you please.
Tulsileaf wrote: | Phoenix Wright wrote: | Be sure you can pay for my services before calling. |
I did pay you ... |
Your tulsidollars are worthless. I can't even buy a pint of water with them. |
You really should have thought about the conversion rate before accepting the job then, huh? _________________
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Amarath Noble
Joined: 01 Sep 2009 Posts: 219 Location: Under your bed.
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:30 am Post subject: |
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Tulsileaf wrote: | *swings at Amarath* |
Oh yeah? Well I've got a wiffle bat too! *starts a lightsaber war with the bats* *que star wars music* _________________ It doesn't matter what skin color you are, all humans have the same guts and blood on the inside. Unless there's something wrong with your liver or something like that. You all taste horrible, too.
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XiaoCaity Royalty
Joined: 27 Apr 2009 Posts: 542 Location: Herding magic lizards
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:13 am Post subject: |
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*turns on Duel of the Fates from Phantom Menace and wonders if she knows anyone who can supply forcefields and shiny special effects* _________________ Gryphons are better than dragons. Gryphons PURR. |
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