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see317 · Royalty Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753

You're no longer nocturnal, instead you've got a record setting case of insomnia.

I wish the body shop would be done with my friggin car already. I'm tired of driving this rental.
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Styxxsardonyx · Citizen Joined: 15 Jan 2013 Posts: 35

You get your car back and the rental is gone, but what's that continuing rattling sound?

I wish I had my own personal library.

see317 · Royalty Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753

Granted! Sadly, your library seems to be host to a large swarm of vashta nerada. Enjoy, and remember to count your shadows.

I wish the internet could get over the whole April Fools thing. It's more then a little annoying.
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Lorien077 · Citizen Joined: 15 Jan 2013 Posts: 30

The internet does in fact get over April Fools. However the first of every other month becomes prime time for virtual pranks instead.

I wish my yard was already landscaped and clear of weeds.

see317 · Royalty Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753

Congrats! You know have a beautiful and elegantly landscaped yard featuring a wide variety of flowers, all of which you are allergic to.

I wish it was just a little sunnier outside, instead of being cloudy and looking like it might rain at any moment.
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brady kj · Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:21 pm Post subject:

It is indeed sunnier without a cloud in the sky. It doesn't look like it will rain, but then suddenly it rains so fiercely that it destroys your home - while there's no cloud in the sky.

I wish to have a healthy and pleasant relationship with somebody who's very attractive.
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see317 · Royalty Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753

Attractiveness is a relative thing. What is attractive varies from person to person, to say nothing of interspecies comparisons.
So, you have your healthy and pleasant relationship with a very attractive orangutan. But you're still happy, because you know your relation could simply attract flies.

It's snowing here. How weird is that in the middle of April? Not a wish, just an observation.
Anyway, I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Amarath · Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:50 pm Post subject:

You will never feel tired again! You don't feel the need to sleep, and die from exhaustion after a few days, never knowing how desperately your brain needs rest.

I wish that there weren't any homeless people.
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Styxxsardonyx · Citizen Joined: 15 Jan 2013 Posts: 35

Voila. No more homeless people. They all have cardboard boxes now.

I wish my watercolor class wasn't ending.

young · Royalty Joined: 25 Aug 2009 Posts: 375

Your watercolor class does not end.. In fact it never ends. You are now in your watercolor class twenty four hours a day. Seven days a week. Without ever getting to have a break...

I wish the next Transformers movie was based on the War for Cybertron book, and not have anything to do with Michael Bay.