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Aravilui
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Joined: 14 Sep 2010
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You do finally touch it, and find that it is both slimy and poisonous. Sadly, it is the last thing you ever touch, as first your hand, then slowly the rest of your body dissolves away.

I wish it would stop raining so much and the sun would come out. Without causing any climate damage.
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see317
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Joined: 23 Aug 2006
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The sun unexpectedly emerges from behind a cloud revealing that your significant other is a vampire. Not one of the ones that sparkles in the sunlight though, one of the ones that disolves into a shrieking pile of gooey ash at the touch of sunlight.

I wish I didn't snore so loudly when I sleep.
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Amarath
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Joined: 01 Sep 2009
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Location: Under your bed.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You don't sleep at all any more.

I wish for my stupid scanner to scan stuff and not modify the picture without my permission.
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It doesn't matter what skin color you are, all humans have the same guts and blood on the inside. Unless there's something wrong with your liver or something like that. You all taste horrible, too.
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Aravilui
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edit: Ah! Let's try this again.

Your scanner no longer modifies the picture, it now scans only furry porn. Sure, it's not the picture you wanted, but it's completely unaltered.

I wish I were my character. Alive. (bonus points if you can figure out where this OC is from. XD)
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Amarath
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are now your OC, but now you can't switch back. Once you become tired of OC life, you become depressed and take the cowards way out.

I wish for headphones that play sound out of both ears instead of just one.
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Aravilui
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. They're in that stupid plastic that takes forever to open and you end up cutting your fingers so badly trying to get them out you spend hours in the hospital and ruin the new headphones with blood.

I wish I could find a job that I would like and can get.
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Amarath
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get a job that you like, but 10 seconds later the company's stock crashes, resulting in massive losses of jobs, you including.

I wish for some Bunny Tracks ice cream. :3
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Eve
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get your ice cream, but they forgot to clean off the scoop before, so it's coated in weird banana flavored ice cream, along with other flavors you dislike.


I wish to lose exactly 20 pounds of weight from my body in a healthy manor in the places I want trimmed down.
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Amarath
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are now on a diet for the rest of your life. Enjoy nasty food and no delicious things like sugar, chocolate, icecream, ect..

I wish for a computer mouse that actually works.
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Tulsileaf
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your mouse now has a 8-5 day job with a 3 hour commute. When it gets home, it plugs into the USB port to recharge and goes straight to sleep. Your chances of playing CoH again is nil.

I wish to use arcane lore and ancient idols of a long forgotten civilization to weave strange, necromantic spells of considerable power summoning the mighty heathen gods, neglected and thirsting for worshipers, back into our plane of existence and resurrect this thread.
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