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see317 · Royalty Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753

Congratulations! You have the spare cash, free time, comic buffer and vacation from work required to attand the Discworld Con of your dreams.
Sadly, the people responsible for ticketing at such events get your order confused with FurrYiffer1574, and you will now be attending the con in the towns other convention center. On the plus side, you already have fans there and they're excited about your new direction.

I wish I knew what happened to my lost posts. I don't even remember the epic I appearently wrote.
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Tulsileaf · Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:20 pm Post subject:

They were destroyed by the zombies in this thread.

I wish I were a real boy.
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XiaoCaity · Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:00 pm Post subject:

Your wish is granted, and you are a real boy! Unfortunately, the testosterone surge leads to chronic embarassment and you wind up with less of a social life than you had before.

I wish for Pikachu's violent and messy death. Nudge Nudge

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Tulsileaf · Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:06 pm Post subject:

Granted! By a strange turn of events, you accidently inhale Pikachu (don't ask how). Both you and Pikachu violently perish.

I wish for you a beautiful life. Less Than Three

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see317 · Royalty Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753

Granted!
You watch Pikachu explode in a fountain of gore and giblets.

Of course, now you need to explain to my precious little nephews and niece and all their friends why you wished pikachu dead. Monster.

Edit: Drat, beated.
You wished for me a beautiful life. Unfortunately I don't like Ace of Bass, it sits unlistened too and unloved on my shelf until I can pawn it off on someone as a white elephant gift.

I wish I could win the lottery.
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Tulsileaf · Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:16 pm Post subject:

Granted! You could win the lottery. Alas, you never do.

I wish I have the same powers Superman does, here on Earth.
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Nemilay · Spark Joined: 20 Mar 2009 Posts: 115

You are granted Superman's Powers and become quite an epic hero until the earth is annihilated by a Kryptonite Meteor and you discover that you have similarly inherited his weaknesses as your strength is inexplicably sapped and you are burned in the resulting Armageddon.

I wish I had beautiful feathered wings and lived on a planet full of unique mutants.

XiaoCaity · Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:28 pm Post subject:

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, in this world, feathered wings are a sign of being demonically possessed, and you are quite messily executed.

I wish I was Lezard Valeth. *snicker*
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Tulsileaf · Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:33 pm Post subject:

You were Lezard Valeth. Moments upon attaining godhood, you were mercilessly killed by Valkyrie. Now you have reincarnated as XiaoCaity, a mortal wandering aimlessly through random wilderness in search of reagents.

I wish the pizza delivery guy would deliver my pizza faster. I'm hungry dammit! Sad

Edit: Woo! As soon as I posted this the pizza guy came. *sigh* Cold pizza ... Glower

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XiaoCaity · Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:38 am Post subject:

Woooo, major headspin. It's weird having the memories of a lunatic Valkyrie-worshipping mage in your head. OW. On the upside - I know remember how to cast Dark Saviour.

Looks like I pre-emptively granted your wish, huh?

I wish for the Twitards in my class to SHUT THE HELL UP about Twilight and Edward!
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