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Tulsileaf
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are given an eviler pet monkey which chases away the first and then proceeds to rip your limbs off one by one before eating your face.

I wish to know what is in see317's box.
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see317
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know what's in the box.
But now you wish you didn't.

I wish I had a good recipe for evil monkey.
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Tulsileaf
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You had a good recipe for evil monkey. Sadly, you lost it before you could read it.

I am wish please to be know English.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You now know how to speak perfect english.
It's a shame your voice box was torn out by a pack of rabid ferrets though.

I wish for bacon. Delicious, crispy bacon.
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XiaoCaity
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You now have an entire angry pig's worth of crispy bacon, and it's coming right for you. Sorry, my fireballs aren't quite what they used to be. *smirk*

I wish for a dragon!
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Aja
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A dragon-owner is you! Alas, yours is of the species draco vulgaris: small, pear-shaped, rather dim, and not particularly flight-capable. It spends its time alternately eating and dribbling acidic substances on your belongings.

(Careful, it's predisposed to explode on slight provocation.)

I wish for the next person's wish to be granted in a satisfying and beneficial fashion. Cheese!
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see317
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! The next person however wishes you had a minor case of the flu to force you to stay home and work on your comic.

I wish Aja had a minor flu so she would have to stay home and work on the comic.
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Tulsileaf
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your wish is granted! Aja comes down with a (minor) case of the flu and stays home to work on her comic. Alas, she never finishes it due to an unforseen series of events.

I wish to know -

Err, "why" you ask? Well, if you insist. Aja is not whom you think she is. By night she's the familiar webmistress, the art connoisseur, and the casual gamer. By day she is the crime fighting superhero known as Silver. On this particular instance she was called off to invade the lair of an arch-villian, the Knight formerly known as the Knight who says "Ni". On route she was hit by a misdirected stasis laser and fell somewhere in the southern Pacific. Three thousand years from now, she will be salvaged and revived. With help from an eccentric scientist and his handy pocket time machine, she will return to defeat the villian, finish the comic and bake cookies for the loners in the other thread. Sadly, you'll need to wait a few centuries before the new timeline propagates to your present. In the mean time, you can try one of my muffins. Cheese!

I wish to know the location of Aja's secret hideout.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know the once secret location of Aja's fortress of comictude.
However, you lack the ability to keep a secret, and the steady stream of visitors distracts Aja and forces her to find a new fortress of solitude, and this time she's not going to share it's location with anyone.

I wish more people would post in this thread.
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Silverwing
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! A formerly unseen poster arrives! Unfortunately, this is just Aja's alternate account, and not actually a new person.

(Coincidentally, I have been staying home and working on the comic. Got two pages more than usual sketched ahead of schedule, which is the closest thing I've had to a buffer in months. Although I seem to be compelled, lately, to add fox ears and tails to all of the characters in the new pages... and I keep getting ideas for radical and controversial new plot directions. I hope that won't be a problem.)

I wish I could attend the royal ball-- I mean, the North American Discworld Convention next month.
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