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see317
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tulsileaf wrote:
You cease to have an immune system of any sort and all your allergy problems go away. Unfortunately now, you have to deal with the hordes of virii, bacteria, parasites and other microbial hostiles which plague your world ... including the plague.

I wish I am omnipotent for all time.

Your wish to be omnipotent for all time would logically include living for all time, as such you are transported back in time to the big bang (Approximately 14 billion years ago).
Have fun waiting for someone to show up so you can share your knowledge, and I hope the knowledge of the vast nothingness of eternity doesn't drive you too batty.

I wish I had a turkey sandwich on wheat bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?
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Tulsileaf
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Curses, the old knowledge and power equality strikes again.

see317 wrote:
I wish I had a turkey sandwich on wheat bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?


Wish granted! You get a turkey sandwich on wheat bread with lettuce and mustard, but the turkey is a little dry. Cool

I wish to be king of England with a long, productive reign.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You rule England for a long time, and are lauded far and wide amongst your subjects for the wisdom of your reign.
The rest of the world though, doesn't really give a damn one way or the other as England is pretty much controlled by the parliament anyway and you're at best a figurehead of the government.

I wish I could make peoples heads explode at will.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You now have impressively honed telekinesis capable of exploding the cranium of an enemy at 100 paces. Unfortunately, the bit of your brain that kept your temper in check was absorbed by the new bits that make telekinesis possible, so anyone who so much glances at you gets a'sploded.

I wish for the ability to phase into the Inheritance novels so I can give Eragon the verbal lambasting he so desperately needs. Or, failing that, so I can use my vast scientific knowledge to help Galbatorix and the supposedly evil empire crush those psychotic Varden once and for all.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Book phasing powers granted.
Unfortunately, you are moved far away from any bookstore, library, department store or kwik-e-mart that might have the books you're looking for. The only book you can find was written by the Marquis de Sade while imprisoned, and you don't ever, ever, want to go in there.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You suddenly are granted the knowledge of what you desire to wish for - unfortunately, you're also granted the knowledge that anything even vaguely approximating said wish will lead to a truly horrific series of events that will 'end' with your arrival in the Dimension of Gender-Indiscriminate Randy Spiked Tentacle Beasts.

I wish for many, many Plot Bunnies.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! You get so many plot bunnies your head explodes from overload ... either that or you accidently glanced at see317. Skeptical

I wish for nothing. Cheese!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are given nothing, and all that you have and are is taken from you.
You spend eternity floating in a shapeless formless void of complete absence.
You cannot even scream your insanity to the cruel uncaring void, for even a voice would be something.

I wish I had a pet monkey.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are given a pet evil monkey. It lives in your closet pointing and glaring ferociously at you.

I wish for more wishes.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are granted more wishes.
Unfortunately, they're not your wishes. They belong to a particularly twisted sado-masochist with unusual tastes.

Enjoy!

I wish I had another, eviler pet monkey to chase away the first.
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