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XiaoCaity
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*vanishes for a second, then coms back wearing extremely business-like leather armour, with glasses perched on the end of her nose and her hair pulled up into a sensible bun. Yes, it's Arcane Trickster Xiao, speaking on behalf of her Guild!*


Tulsileaf wrote:

Which raises the question, what if said rogue is a female?


Slightly nicer digs and fancier armour, mostly.

Tulsileaf wrote:

Which in turn raises more questions:

- What is the ratio of females to males in the industry?


About 40:60 as of the last survey.

Tulsileaf wrote:

- Is the Rogue's Guild an equal opportunity employer?


Absolutely! If you can steal it, we're interested in it! (And you.)

Tulsileaf wrote:

Which brings even more questions:

- Does the guild provide paid maternity leave?


Yes.

Tulsileaf wrote:

- What is the dental and health care plan like? Would one have to go through an HMO?


We have healers, alchemists and clerics as part of the Guild, so our health care plan is quite impressive. And HMOs are even bigger thieves than we are.

Tulsileaf wrote:

- Being a rogue entails considerable risks. What is the guild's life insurance policy?


The more money you earn us, the more likely it is that we'll plump for a Raise Dead or Ressurection to bring you back.

Any more questions?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have one, why must you continue to mention Gauth? Now I miss him again too!! (weeps at his loss.) He simply must come back soon or I shall perish I say!!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nemilay wrote:
I have one, why must you continue to mention Gauth? Now I miss him again too!! (weeps at his loss.)


*pats Nemilay on the shoulder in a reassuring manner* Oh, I'm sorry hon. We're all missing him. We just need to be patient, he'll be back and even prettier than ever. *hands Nemilay a handkerchief... an embroidered handkerchief... with 'Edwin Oddeseiron' written on it...*

Next question!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This calls for a sneak preview of tonight's comic!

Who IS that caped mystery man?

Yeah, most of the panels are sketchy. But you know how counterfei-- I mean, unfinished pages are. Cheese!



...Sorry. I missed drawing him, too. XD
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Henson, is that a ponce?"

*collapses in laughter* Aja, I love you.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I literally fell out of my chair laughing when I saw that. It probably didn't help that my chair has a broken leg. Gauth looks so confused.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*dies laughing*
Thanks Aja! That's hysterical and brilliant! And yes, Xiao he is prettier than ever, neh? Cheese!
(as for the actual comic... "nooooooooo!!!")
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aja wrote:
This calls for a sneak preview of tonight's comic!


Whoo! Music Whoo!

Thank you, Aja! That was wonderful!
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XiaoCaity
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, he is even prettier than ever. *happy smile* I can't wait for the Gauth-Kiku craziness.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hee, glad you guys liked it. Cheese!

XiaoCaity wrote:
I can't wait for the Gauth-Kiku craziness.

Ditto!
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