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XiaoCaity
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*vanishes for a second, then coms back wearing extremely business-like leather armour, with glasses perched on the end of her nose and her hair pulled up into a sensible bun. Yes, it's Arcane Trickster Xiao, speaking on behalf of her Guild!*
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Which raises the question, what if said rogue is a female? |
Slightly nicer digs and fancier armour, mostly.
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Which in turn raises more questions:
- What is the ratio of females to males in the industry? |
About 40:60 as of the last survey.
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- Is the Rogue's Guild an equal opportunity employer? |
Absolutely! If you can steal it, we're interested in it! (And you.)
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Which brings even more questions:
- Does the guild provide paid maternity leave? |
Yes.
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- What is the dental and health care plan like? Would one have to go through an HMO? |
We have healers, alchemists and clerics as part of the Guild, so our health care plan is quite impressive. And HMOs are even bigger thieves than we are.
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- Being a rogue entails considerable risks. What is the guild's life insurance policy? |
The more money you earn us, the more likely it is that we'll plump for a Raise Dead or Ressurection to bring you back.
Any more questions?
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Nemilay
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| I have one, why must you continue to mention Gauth? Now I miss him again too!! (weeps at his loss.) He simply must come back soon or I shall perish I say!! |
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XiaoCaity
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| Nemilay wrote: | | I have one, why must you continue to mention Gauth? Now I miss him again too!! (weeps at his loss.) |
*pats Nemilay on the shoulder in a reassuring manner* Oh, I'm sorry hon. We're all missing him. We just need to be patient, he'll be back and even prettier than ever. *hands Nemilay a handkerchief... an embroidered handkerchief... with 'Edwin Oddeseiron' written on it...*
Next question!
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Aja
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| Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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This calls for a sneak preview of tonight's comic!
Who IS that caped mystery man?
Yeah, most of the panels are sketchy. But you know how counterfei-- I mean, unfinished pages are. 
...Sorry. I missed drawing him, too. XD
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XiaoCaity
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"Henson, is that a ponce?"
*collapses in laughter* Aja, I love you.
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Kath
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| Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:02 am Post subject: |
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| I literally fell out of my chair laughing when I saw that. It probably didn't help that my chair has a broken leg. Gauth looks so confused. |
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Zela
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| Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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*dies laughing*
Thanks Aja! That's hysterical and brilliant! And yes, Xiao he is prettier than ever, neh?
(as for the actual comic... "nooooooooo!!!")
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lilyvale
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| Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Aja wrote: | This calls for a sneak preview of tonight's comic!
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Thank you, Aja! That was wonderful! |
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XiaoCaity
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Yes, he is even prettier than ever. *happy smile* I can't wait for the Gauth-Kiku craziness.
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Aja
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| Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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Hee, glad you guys liked it.
| XiaoCaity wrote: | | I can't wait for the Gauth-Kiku craziness. |
Ditto!
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