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Tulsileaf · Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:32 pm Post subject:

Quoth Duke Nukem, "Nevermore".

I thought it translated differently. Confused

Peculiar ...
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brady kj · Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:45 pm Post subject:

Well, it does clearly say "I something the head something you and something you down in the throat." It's not my fault Danish is so inexplicably not Norwegian. Please, share with the rest of the class just what it is you're proposing to do that involves a "head" and a weird Finnish boy's throat.
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Tulsileaf · Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:12 pm Post subject:

My proposal is simple gentlemen. I intend on giving this man a second head. In this day and age, one is simply not enough to go by.
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XiaoCaity · Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:46 pm Post subject:

*starts making calls to the Mad Scientist's Guild in search of the appropriate equipment*

Sir, are we going to give him a human head or or are we trying an animal head first? Apparently there's a special on rabbits this week.
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Tulsileaf · Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:34 pm Post subject:

The FDA requires animal testing before human trials can begin so of course we're going to start with an animal head. Lab assistant, get me those lagomorph caputs post-haste!
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Creepy Bob · Courtier Joined: 01 Aug 2009 Posts: 71

...huh, this gives the term "sh*thead" a whole new meaning.
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XiaoCaity · Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:38 am Post subject:

*talks down the phone for another few seconds, then hangs up*

3... 2... 1...

*the door slams open and a big bloke wearing overalls walks in carrying an esky*

Put them over there on the stainless steel table, there's a good chap. A little something for your prompt service.

*pays the bloke and sends him on his way - why yes, she is chanelling Kyoya today...*
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Tulsileaf · Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:15 pm Post subject:

Excellent! Their service is impeccable. Let's begin, shall we?

*opens the esky, looks inside, lets out an exclamation of surprise and quickly closes it again*

Uhh ... lab assistant, you did order live rabbit heads did you not?
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XiaoCaity · Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:54 pm Post subject:

Of course I did, sir. Is there some kind of problem?

*she says problem in a way that suggests that the idiot responsible for said problem is going to wish that they'd never been born - or, if they're a more advanced thinker, that she'd never been born*

Will you be requiring me to take action?
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