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Tulsileaf
Mink Sith Lord


Joined: 05 Apr 2005
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Location: Behind you.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:46 am    Post subject: Hi! I'm new here. Reply with quote

Who am I? What are you? Where did the talking cheese go?
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Aja
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Joined: 21 Jul 2002
Posts: 1831
Location: Thataway

PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooh. You have amnesia? That means you have a 64% chance of turning out to be a badass villain, and a 35.5% chance of being some sort of long-lost royalty.

How do you feel? Care to raze a small peasant village and see if that brings on a sense of nostalgia?
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Maeniel
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Joined: 30 Jul 2006
Posts: 61

PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dunno Aja... Sometimes (about 0.5% of the time) these amnesia people are the hero sort. Best be cautious with this one.
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legendary
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Joined: 20 Apr 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, but even if you are a hero, the amnesia usually hides a villainous past. Or at least a past where you were a bad guy's pawn.


Me, I can't remember anything before I was four. I bet I killed a man.
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Tulsileaf
Mink Sith Lord


Joined: 05 Apr 2005
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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 6:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*razes a village*

That didn't feel quite as satisfying as I thought it would be. Let me raze a few more to be sure.

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legendary
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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No! My beloved peasant village!
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Maeniel
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Joined: 30 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*pats lengend's back* It's okay. This is the perfect context to become an evil villain! :D
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brady kj
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Joined: 14 Oct 2005
Posts: 538
Location: Big Spoons

PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooh-ooh! I want Tulsi to raze MY village!!
I'll be headed back home Thursday afternoon, so I recommend you raid it anytime before Thursday morning. That way on my drive home, I'd see a smoldering cloud of smoke where town used to be, and can go "NNOOOOOOOO!!!" And then more quietly a monologue "I shall have my REVENGE on the universe!" I have plenty time to plan out the details.
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Babs
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Joined: 05 Oct 2005
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AAAARRRGGGHHHHH.....Tulisleaf!

*runs around waving her hands in the air and screaming like a little girl*

Run for your lives! Run for your lives!
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TGA Jon
Jedi Master Hottie


Joined: 23 Jul 2002
Posts: 458
Location: Canada

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fear not, ye peasants!

I will placate this menace with the unyielding fury of my... interpretive lap dance technique! >=D

And if that doesn't work, I hit him in the face! With a heifer!
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