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Tulsileaf Mink Sith Lord
Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 572 Location: Behind you.
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:46 am Post subject: Hi! I'm new here. |
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Who am I? What are you? Where did the talking cheese go? _________________ Use your powers for gazpacho.
Donate and earn the right to say, "Tulsileaf exists thanks to me!" |
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Aja Pajamazon
Joined: 21 Jul 2002 Posts: 2081 Location: Thataway
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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Ooh. You have amnesia? That means you have a 64% chance of turning out to be a badass villain, and a 35.5% chance of being some sort of long-lost royalty.
How do you feel? Care to raze a small peasant village and see if that brings on a sense of nostalgia? _________________ "The one concession a sane man will never yield the universe is that of considering it seriously."
~ James Branch Cabell |
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Maeniel Courtier
Joined: 30 Jul 2006 Posts: 61
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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I dunno Aja... Sometimes (about 0.5% of the time) these amnesia people are the hero sort. Best be cautious with this one. _________________ Now with perforated edges! |
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legendary Serf
Joined: 20 Apr 2007 Posts: 7
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, but even if you are a hero, the amnesia usually hides a villainous past. Or at least a past where you were a bad guy's pawn.
Me, I can't remember anything before I was four. I bet I killed a man. |
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Tulsileaf Mink Sith Lord
Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 572 Location: Behind you.
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 6:24 am Post subject: |
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*razes a village*
That didn't feel quite as satisfying as I thought it would be. Let me raze a few more to be sure.
... _________________ Use your powers for gazpacho.
Donate and earn the right to say, "Tulsileaf exists thanks to me!" |
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legendary Serf
Joined: 20 Apr 2007 Posts: 7
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 9:44 am Post subject: |
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No! My beloved peasant village! |
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Maeniel Courtier
Joined: 30 Jul 2006 Posts: 61
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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*pats lengend's back* It's okay. This is the perfect context to become an evil villain! :D _________________ Now with perforated edges! |
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brady kj Royalty
Joined: 14 Oct 2005 Posts: 544 Location: Big Spoons
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 12:15 pm Post subject: |
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Ooh-ooh! I want Tulsi to raze MY village!!
I'll be headed back home Thursday afternoon, so I recommend you raid it anytime before Thursday morning. That way on my drive home, I'd see a smoldering cloud of smoke where town used to be, and can go "NNOOOOOOOO!!!" And then more quietly a monologue "I shall have my REVENGE on the universe!" I have plenty time to plan out the details. |
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Babs Courtier
Joined: 05 Oct 2005 Posts: 73
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 8:28 am Post subject: |
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AAAARRRGGGHHHHH.....Tulisleaf!
*runs around waving her hands in the air and screaming like a little girl*
Run for your lives! Run for your lives! |
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TGA Jon Jedi Master Hottie
Joined: 23 Jul 2002 Posts: 458 Location: Canada
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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Fear not, ye peasants!
I will placate this menace with the unyielding fury of my... interpretive lap dance technique! >=D
And if that doesn't work, I hit him in the face! With a heifer! |
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