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see317
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted, it's now being directed by M. Night Shyamalan. He's almost as big a fan of Transformers as he is of The Last Airbender.
What a twist!

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I wish the scientists had found a better name than Global Warming for the gradual climate shifts associated with modern pollution. That way I wouldn't have to listen to every jackass "Dur-hurr Global Warming, what?" when I'm sitting in the second blizzard of April here after barbecuing in December.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted. Global Warming is now Global Heating. Cause things are heating up, yeah?

I wish there was something fun to do in this city during the week. There have been too many days of afternoon movie marathons lately.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is something fun to do in that city during the week. But now you are trapped in a very different place... Las Vegas. Which would be good, except you're tied up and alone.

I wish my orangutan lover were a pretty human being, between the ages of 20 and 30. Orangs just aren't my thing.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're orangutan lover is now a pretty mid-20's ginger. But she's got no soul and is absolutely nuts since your previous wish for a pleasant relationship is no void. (Apologies to the gingers out there but, hey, I'm a Djackass Djinn).



I wish I would get the new job I'm hoping for.
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brady kj
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PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, unpleasant relationships with people who are nuts are more familiar to me. Not as familiar as no relationship at all, but it's territory that's on my map. And I've always wanted a ginger. A girl one, as ginger guys freak me out.

You get the job you're hoping for, but it's nothing like what you expected. You spend 5 hours a week doing what you hoped you'd be doing, and 60 hours a week shoveling manure. You get paid for 3 hours of work.

I hope that in next year's LARPing championship, I'll win fair and square, rather than by Bushy technicalities like I did this year.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You win the next LARPing championship. By being the only one that showed up.

I wish I get accepted into the college of my choice.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! You get accepted into the college of your choice... six years too late/

I wish to use my necromatic skills and resurrect this thread, again!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2020 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! But the person who replies is just you.

I wish other people would grant wishes too.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2020 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted! Someone else comes along to grant your wish! ...But then they get sidetracked and spend half an hour reading through earlier posts in this thread, instead of thinking of a clever twist for you. Embarrassed

I wish for the genie to grant one of his own wishes. See how he likes it.
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Zin
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted. The genie granted themselves a two year nap. I imagine it was quite pleasant.

I wish for my internet connection to hold up long enough to submit this reply.
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