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Tulsileaf Mink Sith Lord
Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 572 Location: Behind you.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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More scams!
Hooded: Praise be to Lord Octopod! Are you here to experience salvation by his glorious tentacle?
Jim: I got a groupon for half price.
Joe: Never again!
Hooded: Our timeshares in Tijuana provide an excellent ROI.
Jim: I heard the girls come free.
I guess I'm going to Hell too.
Also, feel free to insert snippet's from Riverfox's entry.
Also, I second Shadowstorm. Inquiring minds want to know! _________________ Use your powers for gazpacho.
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XiaoCaity Royalty
Joined: 27 Apr 2009 Posts: 542 Location: Herding magic lizards
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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Tulsileaf wrote: | Hooded: Praise be to Lord Octopod! Are you here to experience salvation by his glorious tentacle? |
I have definitely been watching too much anime lately, the first image to spring to mind was definitely NOT PG. (There's a reason I can't watch the Pokemon anime yanno...) _________________ Gryphons are better than dragons. Gryphons PURR. |
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Tulsileaf Mink Sith Lord
Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 572 Location: Behind you.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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XiaoCaity wrote: | Tulsileaf wrote: | Hooded: Praise be to Lord Octopod! Are you here to experience salvation by his glorious tentacle? |
I have definitely been watching too much anime lately, the first image to spring to mind was definitely NOT PG. (There's a reason I can't watch the Pokemon anime yanno...) |
Yes. _________________ Use your powers for gazpacho.
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XiaoCaity Royalty
Joined: 27 Apr 2009 Posts: 542 Location: Herding magic lizards
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:25 am Post subject: |
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *rolling* Oh, that's wonderful. _________________ Gryphons are better than dragons. Gryphons PURR. |
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Avatara Noble
Joined: 01 Aug 2002 Posts: 104
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:28 am Post subject: A somewhat tardy entry... |
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*Tiptoes in, folds an entry into a paper airplane and throws it over the transom*
The cheesy, overly-hearty greetings...
The conservative hairstyles from 20 years ago...
The low-priced "successful" attire...
The suspiciously generic snacks...
A chill wave of dread swept over Joe as realization dawned:
This had all the earmarks of an Amway meeting. _________________ Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est. |
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Aja Pajamazon
Joined: 21 Jul 2002 Posts: 2081 Location: Thataway
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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Somewhat belatedly (sorry)... We have a winner!
Tulsileaf wrote: | Hooded: Praise be to Lord Octopod! Are you here to experience salvation by his glorious tentacle?
Jim: I got a groupon for half price.
Joe: Never again! |
I don't know why, but it's Jim's line that cracks me up every time.
And honorable mentions!
Saint Cy wrote: | Cloaked Man: "We seem to have encountered unforeseen complications during the ritual. At this time I would advise everyone to evacuate the premises and move as far away from here as you possibly can."
Man in Red Shirt: "Does this guy know how to throw a party or what?" |
see317 wrote: | I'm telling you, this guy's the best proctologist in town! |
...And a gold star to Avatara, for perhaps the most horrifying scene interpretation of them all. XD
Avatara wrote: | A chill wave of dread swept over Joe as realization dawned:
This had all the earmarks of an Amway meeting. |
Congratulations, guys!
P.S. I'm still prodding D to get a forum account. Meanwhile, does anyone feel like suggesting a panel for the next round? _________________ "The one concession a sane man will never yield the universe is that of considering it seriously."
~ James Branch Cabell |
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see317 Royalty
Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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I'm thinking some fun could be had with the graffiti panel from 129... _________________
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Tulsileaf Mink Sith Lord
Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 572 Location: Behind you.
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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I won! And I didn't have to steal from Riverfox237 do so! Woo!
Aja wrote: | I don't know why, but it's Jim's line that cracks me up every time. |
I don't know why either.
Aja wrote: | P.S. I'm still prodding D to get a forum account. Meanwhile, does anyone feel like suggesting a panel for the next round? |
You could try to give D some incentive, like say, a promise to stop prodding her if she signs on.
Is she exceptionally shy? She doesn't have to fear us. We won't eat her ...raw.
As for the next round, I guess I second See's suggestion unless someone else got better.
I just realized I plagiarized one of my entries from Saint Cy. It was not at all intentional. As a sign of remorse and atonement I give Saint Cy half of the prize money. _________________ Use your powers for gazpacho.
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see317 Royalty
Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:21 am Post subject: |
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Man, we can't have just 1 thread without going back to cannibalism, can we?
I'd be a bit nervous joining this board myself if I was an outsider looking in. _________________
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Tulsileaf Mink Sith Lord
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:04 am Post subject: |
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It's not my fault humans are so tasty.
Especially when dipped in batter and deep fried. _________________ Use your powers for gazpacho.
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