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KitFang · Spark Joined: 14 Jan 2009 Posts: 65

You eat its tater tots.
And you make it watch.
(After all, they do have eyes.)

b4k4-chan · Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:27 am Post subject:

I think we have a winner! I'm not even sure what tater tots are, but it sounds really freaky to me...
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see317 · Royalty Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753

Really, they don't have tater tots where you are? But they do have potatoes?

Wierd. Maybe they just call them something else?

Chopped up potatoes, salted, pressed into mini-potato shapes then deep fried. A recipe for deliciousness.

And heart desease, but mostly deliciousness.
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b4k4-chan · Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:57 am Post subject:

I'm Dutch, so there's a) a lot of American things we don't have and b) if we do have them, chances are we call them differently =P
And yes, we do have those, but they're not all that popular. We usually boil, mash and mix our potatoes with kale and stuff :3 Behold, our most awesome dish!: http://www.tvc28.nl/upload/image/nieuws/activiteiten/boerenkool-met-worst.jpg

...I love how this comic makes us care so much for potatoes...XD Although there's even a really famous Dutch painting about potatoes, so it shouldn't be too weird for me! http://www.levensbeschouwingalskunst.nl/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/aardappeleters1-1024x762.jpg
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MrPasserby · Courtier Joined: 16 Sep 2010 Posts: 74

Ooh, that looks tasty. I'd go for that over tater tots any day. The only thing that makes tater tots edible is ketchup. Lots of it. (Yes, there are finer sauces, but that would just be a waste.)

And if you want to know how to torture a potato, I'd say Bob's your man. Did you see how casually he skinned that poor potato in #12? And offered its cooling carcass to the noble just to make a point? Not a man I would want to cross. *shudder*

b4k4-chan · Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:55 pm Post subject:

...Okay, I never looked at that comic like that before, but now I can NOT UNSEE! Thanks XD
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KitFang · Spark Joined: 14 Jan 2009 Posts: 65

I, too, cannot unsee that! D8
Who would've guessed Bob was actually so cold and sadistic?! ...Then again... He *did* think nothing of walking around in a seemingly bloody apron... (#28 ) And he was wickedly happy about playing the part of a brutal, murdering highwayman. (#65)

;~; Is my beloved Bob really just a serial killer in disguise?

Also, just so you know, b4k4: we occasionally call toddlers "tots." So the reason it felt freaky to you is that I basically said you'd eat the potato's children while it watched. (It wasn't an original joke, I know...but I couldn't help myself.)

I don't think I've ever eaten kale... hmm...

brady kj · Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:46 pm Post subject:

KitFang · Spark Joined: 14 Jan 2009 Posts: 65

No, Sir, we do not accept paper with writing on it. If you do not have proper currency, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the establishment. ::motions for the enforcer to escort him outside and struts away haughtily::

brady kj · Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 6:28 pm Post subject:

What if I create an epic level gnome Druid who rides a wolverine? Or a wizard who channels all her spells through a potato?
Or should I just get a bunch of D6es and give them to you?
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