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Do you wish Aja would hurry the hell up? |
Aye, I need my weekly TM fix. |
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Nay, slavery is immoral and illicit. |
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Eh? Who are you and how did you get on my internets? |
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The secret fourth option. Very hush hush. |
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KitFang Spark
Joined: 14 Jan 2009 Posts: 65
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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I guess I'd better get one of these aprons...
And how many legs would you like on your fluffy thing tonight? We have them in 2, 4, 6, 10, 12 and the rare 14 legged varieties. |
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brady kj Royalty
Joined: 14 Oct 2005 Posts: 544 Location: Big Spoons
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see317 Royalty
Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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KitFang wrote: | I guess I'd better get one of these aprons...
And how many legs would you like on your fluffy thing tonight? We have them in 2, 4, 6, 10, 12 and the rare 14 legged varieties. |
I'm pretty hungry, but not so hungry that I could eat all 14 legs. Perhaps I could have a 14 legged one that you just cut one of the legs off of? _________________
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KitFang Spark
Joined: 14 Jan 2009 Posts: 65
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:58 am Post subject: |
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Certainly, sir! ...though I'll still have to charge you for the full 14.
You know, I wonder if the bouncetender here has any fluffy things to offer Jenkins instead of the special... |
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see317 Royalty
Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:17 am Post subject: |
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I'm afraid I've only got 2 D10s at the moment, is that enough? _________________
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brady kj Royalty
Joined: 14 Oct 2005 Posts: 544 Location: Big Spoons
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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I got a D4 I don't want (D4s are too darn pointy, no fun to step on).
And I can give you a mini of a half-celestial with the wings broken off. _________________ http://alienlife.thecomicseries.com/
brady-kj.deviantart.com |
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b4k4-chan Spark
Joined: 02 Sep 2009 Posts: 168 Location: Somewhere bribing Cupid to shoot Kiku when Gauth is around
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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I bet the special is...POTATOES! Because the nobles are silly enough to not eat it because it's peasants food. Which explains why it's behind locked doors - they don't want anyone to find out! _________________ Goth, 'e cuz bee shown 'n!
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KitFang Spark
Joined: 14 Jan 2009 Posts: 65
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:49 am Post subject: |
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I'm sorry, sirs...but the price of the 14 legger is 100 sides. We can accept 10 D10s, 5 D20s, or 1 zocchihedron. It *is* a rare beast, afterall.
And I'm afraid we don't accept wingless barters.
b4k4...I am now picturing the nobles torturing a bunch of potatoes behind closed doors. Thanks for that.
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Aja Pajamazon
Joined: 21 Jul 2002 Posts: 2081 Location: Thataway
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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Aww, is the poll closed? I wanted to vote for Option 1.
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KitFang wrote: | b4k4...I am now picturing the nobles torturing a bunch of potatoes behind closed doors. Thanks for that. |
Seconded. XD
(But how do you torture a potato? Show it McDonald's commercials?) _________________ "The one concession a sane man will never yield the universe is that of considering it seriously."
~ James Branch Cabell |
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b4k4-chan Spark
Joined: 02 Sep 2009 Posts: 168 Location: Somewhere bribing Cupid to shoot Kiku when Gauth is around
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:53 am Post subject: |
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You two are most welcome XDD
And yes, I think that's exactly how you torture a potato... Or tell it it's gonna get eaten by a really obese person that doesn't have any tastebuds left. Or hang it over a boiling vat of the worst oil in history, or... Okay, I'll shut up XD;; _________________ Goth, 'e cuz bee shown 'n!
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