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see317 Royalty
Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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Tauhid wrote: | So yea. I was just outside chopping wood with my penis and eating raw Tyrannosaurus when it occurred to me that a real man might just be one who isn't afraid to show his emotions.
So i tried to squeeze out a tear but all that came out was extra spicy pork rinds. |
You cry extra spicy pork rinds? What are you, some kind of fat fat fatty fat fat?
Real men shed tears of old engine oil and iron filings, and blow their noses on rusted sheet metal. _________________
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Tauhid Noble
Joined: 01 Sep 2006 Posts: 100
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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Have you ever tried to swallow an extra spicy pork rind? No. You haven't. Because if you did it would make your ovaries fall out. _________________ A Near Myth |
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Aja Pajamazon
Joined: 21 Jul 2002 Posts: 2084 Location: Thataway
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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Fair enough.
But what happens when you eat the second one? _________________ "The one concession a sane man will never yield the universe is that of considering it seriously."
~ James Branch Cabell |
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Tulsileaf Mink Sith Lord
Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 573 Location: Behind you.
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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There are two of 'em? _________________ Use your powers for gazpacho.
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brady kj Royalty
Joined: 14 Oct 2005 Posts: 544 Location: Big Spoons
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:19 pm Post subject: |
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Amarath wrote: | Do you wear pink? Because only REAL men wear pink. |
Those aren't men. They're called frat boys. They only pretend to be men, by trying to drink like men and then bragging about it. But a real man doesn't need to brag about drinking. He knows for a fact that he can drink a hundred gallons of cheap alcohol and not even get a buzz. Or have to pee. _________________ http://alienlife.thecomicseries.com/
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Tauhid Noble
Joined: 01 Sep 2006 Posts: 100
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:31 am Post subject: |
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I dunno. Seems like dieing of alcohol poisoning on top of a coed in the "rape room" seems like a pretty manly way to go out. _________________ A Near Myth |
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KitFang Spark
Joined: 14 Jan 2009 Posts: 65
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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All this talk of manliness aside...
MROWRRRRR!
Henson is so averagely dressed here, I can't help but picture him the "dork" of the group. This pleases me for some reason. XD
I want:
-to go hunting for seashells and investigating the tide pools with Bob
-to go scuba diving with Joe (though to be fair, he's probably more of a surfer...but hey, I can dream)
-to help Lester and Kiku build an enormous sand kingdom and then crush it, Godzilla style
and give the boss a mighty good molesting...which may or may not involve pouncing, rolling, and sand in uncomfortable places. |
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