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Aja Pajamazon
Joined: 21 Jul 2002 Posts: 2081 Location: Thataway
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:51 am Post subject: Caption Contest #5 |
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...In which the peasants are pleased with their presents.
This round will continue until July.
Caption away! _________________ "The one concession a sane man will never yield the universe is that of considering it seriously."
~ James Branch Cabell |
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XiaoCaity Royalty
Joined: 27 Apr 2009 Posts: 542 Location: Herding magic lizards
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:26 am Post subject: |
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Henson: You could put somebody's eye out with these!
Jen: This is the best birthday present you've ever given me.
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Joe: And the handles are strong enough to... ah... you stopped listening to me the instant I said 'hidden blades', didn't you? _________________ Gryphons are better than dragons. Gryphons PURR. |
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Nemilay Spark
Joined: 20 Mar 2009 Posts: 115
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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Joe:...and that just about sums up all the various uses for farm implements.
Hensen: Fascinating. |
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Demochalatte Serf
Joined: 08 Jun 2009 Posts: 3
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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Joe: Make sure not to abuse the power of your new toys.
Jen (thinking): Aww~. The bow matches my hair.
Henson: I've always wanted to fly on a broom stick! Back off, Harry Potter, the golden snitch is mine! |
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Paul_V Courtier
Joined: 28 Dec 2008 Posts: 68 Location: Somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:41 am Post subject: |
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Henson: "Oh, these are real straws... not fake ones like the ones at home..."
Jen: "I can maim people with a herding cane... My dreams have come true!"
Joe: "Remember that you must keep the blade clean, or it might jam the spring mechanism!" _________________ I am the Ice. |
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TGA Jon Jedi Master Hottie
Joined: 23 Jul 2002 Posts: 458 Location: Canada
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:27 am Post subject: |
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H: "Thanks for trading with me, Jen. I've always wanted to be a housewife!! ^__^" |
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Aja Pajamazon
Joined: 21 Jul 2002 Posts: 2081 Location: Thataway
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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Ah, these all made me snicker. :D And we have a winner!
XiaoCaity wrote: | Joe: And the handles are strong enough to... ah... you stopped listening to me the instant I said 'hidden blades', didn't you? |
We also have honorable mentions!
Paul_V wrote: | Jen: "I can maim people with a herding cane... My dreams have come true!" |
TGA Jon wrote: | H: "Thanks for trading with me, Jen. I've always wanted to be a housewife!! ^__^" |
Good stuff, guys. XD
And now, to find a new panel... _________________ "The one concession a sane man will never yield the universe is that of considering it seriously."
~ James Branch Cabell |
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XiaoCaity Royalty
Joined: 27 Apr 2009 Posts: 542 Location: Herding magic lizards
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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WOOOO! *does the happy dance* Oh yeah! _________________ Gryphons are better than dragons. Gryphons PURR. |
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