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DryIce
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Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 9
Location: Nueva York

PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*strolls in*

Hey! Nice place!

Purple and black, I like it. I've always liked purple.

Can I have some food? Cheese!
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Yungo
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Joined: 24 Aug 2006
Posts: 124
Location: The North Pole

PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You want some food? Get a job, you bum!
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DryIce
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Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 9
Location: Nueva York

PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a job!

I'm... uhh... a... professional... food taster?

Yeah. A professional food taster.

...

Feeeeeeeeed meeeeeeeeee!

Razz
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waf
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Joined: 24 Feb 2005
Posts: 99

PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here try this playdough it is ultra delicious
*Hands You Some Wasabi*
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DryIce
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Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 9
Location: Nueva York

PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*sniffs it suspicously*

*wolfs it down*

Hmm...

Mmm...

AHHH!

*breaths fire at waf*
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Creep
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Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Posts: 124
Location: Up nord.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DryIce wrote:
*breaths fire at waf*

*strolls through the room wearing nothing but a pair of less-than-clean boxers*
*scrathes hairy gut and sniffs the air*
What's that smell? Did Aja burn the food? When do we eat, anyway?
*burps and shuffles on*
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SABERinBLUE
Pretty Fly for a Blue Guy


Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 266

PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can make eggs!
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Yungo
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Joined: 24 Aug 2006
Posts: 124
Location: The North Pole

PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SABERinBLUE wrote:
I can make eggs!


I can nuke hotdogs. We can have a Redneck breakfast...
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see317
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Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Posts: 753

PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hotdogs for breakfast? Heathens, the lot of you.

Me? I'm making eggs benedict, with farm fresh ham. perfectly cooked eggs and a hollandaise sauce that would make god hemself weep with jealousy.
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Babs
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Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Posts: 73

PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*walks out of the kitchen with big plates of scrambled eggs with cheese and ham, piles of toast with butter, grits swimming with butter, crisply cooked bacon, and hot biscuits with cream gravy, and fresh hot coffee*

Here ya go, boys and girls. Eat it while it's hot.

Hey, Aja, you need to go grocery shopping. I just about cleaned out the fridge!
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