Prestidigitation

For DarkMousy! Who wanted to see me(!) and Lord Vetinari chillin’ on a tropical beach:

“Ah, Drumknott… be so good as to escort this googly-eyed creature elsewhere.”

“Certainly, sir. And the crab?”

“It can stay.”

P.S. That is a real hat, and someday I will own it. 8D I tried it on at a custom hat booth at the Discworld convention last year. It was like… the ultimate pirate’s dream hat. Three-foot-long white feathers and roses all over the place, with a little model ship on the back. SO FABULOUS.

The sketch doesn’t do it justice at all, but I had to include it. ♥

For lilyvale! Who wanted to see Minty the dwarf and Carrot the (honorary, 6-foot-tall) dwarf, from Discworld:

Not really sure what either of them should be wearing. I’m used to picturing Carrot (and dwarves in general, for that matter) in the Night Watch uniform. XD

For Scribbleykins! Who wanted to see a dwarf. A charismatic dwarf:

This is, I daresay, THE charismatic dwarf.

Do you recognize him?